weekend's thought : Men VS Women

Hi, it's Y again,
Some times ago, i've read interesting fact about women's word and what they means. i don't know how much it is close to truth, but from my personal thought it's about 80% true (no offense to the ladies). and for the women, don't worry, i'll share the men's words with you too :) just remember, it's just a joke (only if you want to see it as a joke, but if you think this is serious, i'm not responsible to your relationship after reading this :p ). For men, don't misunderstood women, sometimes they only say what's inside their mind and their thought...and for women, we, the men, are not mind reader, so just talk and say what you want to us, don't worry, we'll try to understand :)

{for men's reading}
9 words women use to hide their feelings :
1. “Fine”
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. if your girlfriend asking you about how other girls look, DO NOT use this word (it usually ends with an argument and you'll receive this "fine" word)

2. "Five minutes"
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. "Nothing"
This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end with "Fine".

4. "Go ahead"
this comes with 2 type of go-ahead:
a. with raised eyebrows This is a dare! don't do it. this is the one that will result in a woman getting upset over and will end with the word "Fine"
b. with normal eyebrows This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "go ahead (with raised eyebrows)" in just a few minutes, followed by the combo of "Nothing" and "Fine"

5. "Loud sigh"
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "nothing") but if the women do the Soft sigh, mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. just don't push your luck at the time like this

6. "That's okay"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. (Y's note : i don't entirely agree about this one :p)

7. “Thanks”
She is thanking you, do not question, just say “you’re welcome”. (unless she says “Thanks a lot” - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say “you’re welcome” … that will bring on "Whatever").

8. “Whatever”
Is a women’s way of saying "shut up and stop it!"

9. "Don’t worry about it, I got it"
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response it with "Nothing"

{for women's reading}
9 words men use to hide their thoughts:
1. "Fine"
Literally means that's just fine, unless SHOUTED LIKE THIS!

2. "Five minutes"
It depends on what are you asking them. "five minutes" means 30 minutes if you ask them to do house-work. "five minutes" means "just a sec" if you ask them to make love with you. preparing to leave? "five minutes" means five minutes, and if you're not in the car in exactly five minutes you will find yourself under a veritable barrage of honking until you rectify the fact.

3. "Nothing"
He forgot what he was going to say. seriously.

4. "Go ahead"
Permission granted. Do what you want before he changed his mind!

5. "Loud sigh"
This is a sign of frustration, and means, basically, "I so don't understand what do you (women) want?"

6. "That's okay"
Perhaps what are you've been doing is not perfect, but that will do. But if "That's okay" being followed with "Loud sigh", that is a sign of dissapointment.

7."Thanks"
Thank you, really, it has nothing behind. just watch the intonation.

8. "Is it OK if I...?"
He's already done it, so it doesn't matter if you agree or not. it's up to you if you want to use "Go ahead (with raised eyebrows)" (see #4 on men's section above)

9. "Don't worry about it, I got it"
This isn't often used by men, but when uttered it holds the same connotations as "Stop asking if I need help, I am a MAN, I am more than capable of handling this shit myself". Women often challenge this, which can result in a combo of "Go ahead" and "Loud sigh"

Do you agree? as for me, i can agree at some points :p (which points?that's a secret i won't tell you...hey, sounds like gossip girl). just remember, men and women are born different, that's why they should complete each other :)

Yellow